SEO: How to Write SEO with SEO

By on May 26th, 2010

Do you know how to write effective and clear SEO articles? This article on SEO will show you how to write articles using SEO! There are some very basic SEO article writing techniques that you can use to make your SEO articles pop with SEO in your article. Let me show you SEO!

  1. The first thing to bear in mind about SEO articles is that you have to research SEO article terms! That means that if you are writing an SEO article on, say, Nicole Kidman’s new baby, you would want to do some research on that. I don’t really know where you would go! I just sort of make them up myself. I think that should work just fine. There’s no other solution.
  2. Second, when writing an SEO article, take your term and try to easily SEO ARTICLE weave it into the sentences. Let me show you an example using Nicole Kidman’s new baby: Nicole Kidman’s new baby is on the way. Nicole Kidman and Nicole Kidman’s husband are both excited about Nicole Kidman’s new baby. Nicole Kidman’s new baby does not have a name, but Nicole Kidman’s new baby should soon. Magic!
  3. Third, look up what SEO means. I am not totally sure!
  4. Fourth, publish your article and wait for all the pageviews to come in. If they don’t, then be sure to stuff more key terms into the article. I recommend using the same term over and over again in white on white background so that your page shoots to the top of the search list! This does not violate terms of agreement with Google or anything. SEO ARTICLE.
  5. Profit!
  6. Give me some of the profits.

I hope that this has helped you a lot! Please tell me what you think. SEO ARTICLE.

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29 Responses to SEO: How to Write SEO with SEO

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  2. LOL I soooo needed a laugh this morning. Thanks Clint!

    Best part? The sign off. :)

  3. Cindy Bidar says:

    Good advice Clint! But you forgot the part about hiring someone to write your articles for you. After all, why do it yourself when so many good SEO ARTICLE writers can produce 15 articles a day for five bucks or less? Flood the Internet with your articles. That’s how you get readers!

    • Excellent point. Yeah Clint… where were you on that? :P

    • LaToya Irby says:

      Hire someone? I can just put my article through a spinner and get hundreds of variations of my single article for free!

    • Clint says:

      This is an interesting point you bring up about SEO ARTICLE WRITERS. Thank you for bringing up SEO ARTICLE WRITERS and how to hire an SEO ARTICLE WRITERS.

  4. Tammi Kibler says:

    Thanks for the morning smile.

    Now I’m imagining the spun versions. (The up front stuff to birth in brain in regarding SEO articles…)

  5. Matt Willard says:

    Hmmmm, I think I know where you got this gag from :V

  6. Elazar says:

    Is this supposed to be an SEO article about not really knowing? ;-)

    • Elazar, Clint is one of our two humor writers here. It’s just meant as a joke to poke fun at the old school, keyword-stuffing variety of SEO. :)

      • Elazar says:

        Yeah, I caught that. It just looks like not knowing is one of the key concepts.

        • lol Sorry. Just wanted to make sure it was clear since we didn’t have a disclaimer on this one (wouldn’t want Google to slap us around, thinking we’re actually trying to encourage hidden links and such). :)

  7. Clint Osterholz says:

    I am very interesting in what you have just written! Thank you. Please check out my article on Nicole Kidman’s new baby.

  8. Cathy Miller says:

    That’s the most I’ve seen about Nicole Kidman since she was married to Tom Cruise when Nicole Kidman did something that Nicole Kidman didn’t know she did but Tom Cruise said she knew but Nicole Kidman said. “No, Nicole Kidman did not know.” So who are you going to believe Nicole Kidman or Tom Cruise. Without stating the obvious – Nicole Kidman.

    Signed,

    Nicole Kidman’s publicist

  9. I’m having Nicole Kidman’s baby.

  10. Wendy S. Johnson says:

    This article makes too much sense for it to be old school keyword stuffing SEO content. But, then again, I’m used to the 50-60 keyword phrases, which is the cause of my keyword phobia.

  11. Carol Tice says:

    Thanks Clint MAKE A LIVING WRITING! I think that’s twice in one day that pee ran down my leg from reading something on All Freelance Writing…keep up the good work here and don’t forget to MAKE A LIVING WRITING with your SEO!

    • I’m sorry to hear about your adult incontinence. Adult incontinence can easily be solved by using a new, unique, freshly developed solution that I just happen to sell on my poorly worded website. Adult incontinence happens to lots of people. A lot. And adult incontinence can be fixed with one magical solution that I’m not going to tell you about here. I’m just going to link plaster adult incontinence in this comment about adult incontinence in hopes that you’ll click through my thinly disguised spam technique about adult incontinence.

  12. Well that’s ruined my idea for my next post.

    I’m actually now curious to see how many visits this post gets through ‘Nicole Kidman’s new baby’.

  13. Yo Prinzel says:

    Why did you use an apostrophe in your Nicole Kidmans baby SEO? Apostrophes don’t work in SEO. ;-)

  14. Dan Smith says:

    Apostrophes do work in SEO ;)

      • Dan Smith says:

        Uh huh.

        Without going into the technical side, type in Jennifer Mattern’s blog in Google and you’ll get a different number of results than if you were to type in Jennifer Matterns blog.

        :)

        • Yo Prinzel says:

          Yes, and I put real SEO advice in the comment of a satirical post. Didn’t you see my wink after the comment? Emoticons are there for a reason Dan, and this one is sad at you :(

          • Dan Smith says:

            Yeah, I totally missed the point of it. It’s been a long week.

            :( – that’s for me.

            And now i’m wondering whether the :-* emoticon works.

  15. Dan Smith says:

    Oh you’re damn right this post is on page 11 of Google.co.uk for ‘Nicole Kidman’s new baby’.

  16. First article I’ve seen in a while that was laugh out loud funny, keep up the good work! And yes, I have written articles like this in the past.

    It’s showing up in the search engine results for Nicole Kidman’s baby now? That’s even funnier.