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Clint Osterholz is a freelance writer who thinks he's awfully funny, and is surprisingly not a disappointment to his parents. You're always free to check out his portfolio if you'd like someone to be funny, or maybe write something a little more serious. Subscribe to my posts (only posts from this author).

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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

By on December 29th, 2010

So I’m out. It’s hard to post this because–and I cannot believe I’m typing this–I have been doing this for over a year now. And I loved every second of it. I really wish that I weren’t stopping, but it’s …

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Santa, You Suck

By on December 22nd, 2010

When I was a little kid, I thought Santa was the coolest guy ever. Who else in my life did I know who ate nothing but cookies and delivered presents to kids such as myself? Well, there was the crazy …

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Uninspired? Get Revenge

By on December 15th, 2010

Usually when I do this column, I don’t talk much about myself. That’s probably because A) I am boring and B) I do not have a second item. That is how boring I am. Sorry. In any case, I’d like to …

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Avoid Plagiarism by Copying Yourself

By on December 8th, 2010

I discovered that I am one of the greenest people out there. See, last year I wrote this article about the holidays on giving gifts and maybe doing freelance writing for family members instead of actually giving out presents. Funny, …

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How to Regain Inspiration

By on December 1st, 2010

When you’re a creative type like me–and you aren’t, so I don’t know why you’re reading this article, but that’s okay, I can’t really talk you out of it and you never listen to me anymore–you have to keep the …

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