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Clint Osterholz is a freelance writer who thinks he's awfully funny, and is surprisingly not a disappointment to his parents. You're always free to check out his portfolio if you'd like someone to be funny, or maybe write something a little more serious. Subscribe to my posts (only posts from this author).

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Thanks–FOR GIVING!

By on November 24th, 2010

Don’t you just love Thanksgiving-related puns? I certainly do. I think that one of the best things you can do when you write is create a bunch of tired analogues to seasonal holiday traditions and discuss them ad nauseum! So …

How to Write for the Elderly

By on November 17th, 2010

I’ve noticed that we have covered a lot of topics here on AFW, but I’m shocked–STUNNED, really–to find that Jenn and crew hate old people. At least, you’d think that they hate old people considering they never talk about them. …

How to Become a Spam Commenter

By on November 10th, 2010

A million years ago–and I swear that this is true–when I first started freelancing, I was a spam commenter. I actually had to come up with stupid things to say on every last little thing that someone posted, and I …

5 Awesome Made-Up Things About Freelancing

By on November 3rd, 2010

Jenn’s post on 5 Frightening Facts About the Freelance Life really put me in a bad mood, especially since I’m doing so much writing nowadays. In retaliation, here’s some stuff that’s completely untrue about freelancing that you probably never knew! …

Adventures Without Internet

By on October 29th, 2010

As you may or may not have noticed, being the most popular and in-demand article-dude-guy here on AFW, I always update my posts on Wednesdays. There was more than likely a furor and an uproar when I didn’t post this …