Category Archives: Books

Why Use Pen Names if Not For Privacy?

By on September 11th, 2012

You know me as Jennifer Mattern. That’s my “real” name, or at least it was before I got married. And it’s the name I’ll continue to use here and in running the bulk of my business. But I’m also pursuing fiction, and for that I use two pen names. I don’t stress over keeping those pen names private though. In fact, I’ve noticed a trend lately where more and more authors seem to be sharing the different names they use publicly. Aren’t pseudonyms largely about privacy though — hiding who you really are? To a degree it started out that …

Building New Income Streams When Client Work is Slow

By on October 16th, 2011

This article is a part of a five post series for Demand Media Studios writers and others interested in leaving content mills and other low paying freelance writing jobs behind.  We’ve already looked at why freelance job boards aren’t the best places to find gigs and how you can make it easier for clients to find you through your writer platform. But what can you do in between client projects, as you wait for responses to your pitches or while you’re still growing your platform? You can build additional non-client income streams (and some of these are actually a part of your writer …

Book Club Pick – Damn! Why Didn’t I Write That?

By on April 26th, 2011

Now that the book club forum design issues should all be taken care of, it’s time to kick-start our writers’ book club again! And we’re bringing it back with a new book for authors and aspiring authors — Marc McCutcheon’s Damn! Why Didn’t I Write That? This is one of my favorite books on nonfiction authorship and was a big motivational factor as I drafted The Query-Free Freelancer. I wholeheartedly recommend it. If you’ve read the book already, register on the site right from our blog sidebar or the registration link on the forum page (it’s free!). As a registered …

Freelance Writers: Making Time for Fiction Writing

By on March 22nd, 2011

The following is a guest post from KeyboardHussy, Evelyn Lafont. All hail and well-met fellow freelancers (that has to be the dorkiest opening line ever written on any guest post, ever)! I’m here to talk to you today about transitioning from a nonfiction freelance writing career to an awesome career as a fiction novelist, filled with days of dreaming about fire breathing dragons, sparkly vampires, dead sexy demons and historical sinful shenanigans. Huh? What’s that? What do I know about transitioning from freelancing to fiction? Uh, okay, so I’ve not been successful at it yet—but hey, give me time. I’m only …

Are You an Indie Publisher? Join Me at the New AllIndiePublishing.com!

By on March 1st, 2011

Well, it’s official. It’s launch day! My new indie publishing blog — and sister site to All Freelance Writing — is up and running at AllIndiePublishing.com. If you’re an indie book publisher or indie e-book publisher, or interested in becoming one, I hope you’ll check it out. A lot of new content will go up this week. Some will be brand spanking new. Other posts are being moved from this blog to a permanent home on the new indie publishing blog (generally posts that came from AllBookMarketing.com or AllBookWriting.com previously but were housed here after the big site merge a …

Make Your Writing Funny – My Favorite Comedy Writing Books

By on February 24th, 2011

I used several great books to develop my comedy writing skills. I’ve been using this column to teach you bits and pieces from each of these, along with a mix of my own techniques, but if you want a more in-depth look, here’s what I recommend: The Comedy Writing Workbook, by Gene Perret I absolutely adore this book, and if you can get only one book on comedy writing, I’d make it this one. It covers a variety of techniques with detailed examples and exercises for you to try. If you can’t find it, though, you can make do with …

Make Your Writing Funny – How To Steal Jokes From Others (Somewhat)

By on February 10th, 2011

In the world of fiction, copying passages from other stories and trying to publish them as your own is plagarism. In the world of comedy, it’s just another way to write. Of course, I don’t want you totally ripping off good one-liners verbatim. Instead, the best way to use other people’s jokes is as a starting point for your own original humor. Remember that jokes start with a setup and end with a punchline. The trick to using other jokes is to change the setup or the punchline to create a fundamentally similar line. This way you can preserve part …

Make Your Writing Funny: Improving Diction of Humor

By on January 27th, 2011

Humor’s on a different level than other forms of writing when it comes to readability. In fiction you can afford to be elaborate, but humor needs to fire right out of the gate or it’ll flop. That being said, it’s all too easy to pass over unneccessary words that make a joke weaker. How do you catch these? Simple. Just read it out loud and use your head. I’ve mentioned before that written and spoken humor flows differently, and what constitutes “unneccessary words” in either of these mediums is different. Spoken humor needs to get to the point while written …

5 Ways to Turn Your Freelance Writing Services Into Products

By on January 18th, 2011

When you work as a freelance writer, you’re a service provider. Selling products is technically something different. But that doesn’t mean you can’t incorporate other income streams into your business. Sure, you can remain a freelance purist if you really want to. But if you’re looking for new ways to make money with your writing without having to be too reliant on client projects, why not turn your writing services into products you can sell? Need some ideas on how you can get started? Here are five examples of ways you can use your freelance writing skills and knowledge in …

Make Your Writing Funny: Poking Fun at Others

By on January 13th, 2011

One of the best parts about humor writing is that it’s a perfectly acceptable way to make fun of people. When you just call someone a moronic, womanizing jerk, that’s mean. When you compare someone’s love life to a McDonald’s takeout lane, that’s witty. Of course, you have to be careful of whom you mock. Using a joke like that against a celebrity or a politician is fine, since they’re acceptable public targets. But busting out the “takeout lane love” routine at a friend’s party could land you in a world of hot water. How far should you go? Let’s …