Category Archives: Web Writing

3 Online Writing Jobs for Local Businesses

By on May 21st, 2013

One of the biggest benefits of writing for the Web is that it gives freelance writers the ability to work with clients all over the world. These days everything can be done online from invoicing to delivery. But that doesn’t mean you have to work with clients outside of your area. Some writers are more comfortable working with local clients, and that’s perfectly fine as long as there is enough local business to keep you busy. If you’d prefer to pitch more projects to local business owners and your passion is writing for the Web, what exactly might local businesses need? Let’s …

Simple SEO Tips for Freelancers

By on May 1st, 2012

By: Josh Olswanger As freelance writers, entrepreneurs and small business owners, we are constantly finding ways to effectively improve the marketing of our services and products online. Since most of us are not large corporations and cannot afford a team of marketing consultants and employees to do the groundwork for us, learning to formulate and execute new ideas on our own for as little money as possible, is essential. Freelance writers are not web designers or SEO (search engine optimization) enthusiasts, but every freelancer has the ability to effectively improve his/her website’s performance, one step at a time. As writers, …

Make Your Writing Funny – My Favorite Comedy Writing Books

By on February 24th, 2011

I used several great books to develop my comedy writing skills. I’ve been using this column to teach you bits and pieces from each of these, along with a mix of my own techniques, but if you want a more in-depth look, here’s what I recommend: The Comedy Writing Workbook, by Gene Perret I absolutely adore this book, and if you can get only one book on comedy writing, I’d make it this one. It covers a variety of techniques with detailed examples and exercises for you to try. If you can’t find it, though, you can make do with …

Make Your Writing Funny – How To Steal Jokes From Others (Somewhat)

By on February 10th, 2011

In the world of fiction, copying passages from other stories and trying to publish them as your own is plagarism. In the world of comedy, it’s just another way to write. Of course, I don’t want you totally ripping off good one-liners verbatim. Instead, the best way to use other people’s jokes is as a starting point for your own original humor. Remember that jokes start with a setup and end with a punchline. The trick to using other jokes is to change the setup or the punchline to create a fundamentally similar line. This way you can preserve part …

Make Your Writing Funny: Improving Diction of Humor

By on January 27th, 2011

Humor’s on a different level than other forms of writing when it comes to readability. In fiction you can afford to be elaborate, but humor needs to fire right out of the gate or it’ll flop. That being said, it’s all too easy to pass over unneccessary words that make a joke weaker. How do you catch these? Simple. Just read it out loud and use your head. I’ve mentioned before that written and spoken humor flows differently, and what constitutes “unneccessary words” in either of these mediums is different. Spoken humor needs to get to the point while written …

Make Your Writing Funny: Poking Fun at Others

By on January 13th, 2011

One of the best parts about humor writing is that it’s a perfectly acceptable way to make fun of people. When you just call someone a moronic, womanizing jerk, that’s mean. When you compare someone’s love life to a McDonald’s takeout lane, that’s witty. Of course, you have to be careful of whom you mock. Using a joke like that against a celebrity or a politician is fine, since they’re acceptable public targets. But busting out the “takeout lane love” routine at a friend’s party could land you in a world of hot water. How far should you go? Let’s …

Recovering from Poorly Received Material

By on December 30th, 2010

I like to think I create good comedy on a consistent basis. But sometimes I write a stinker, something so dreadful that I cringe whenever I think about it. One example is an article I wrote for another website where I criticized photos in a ranting, raving style. Commentors hated it. It’s feedback I won’t forget any time soon. Confronting the impact of your work is something all cretive minds have to deal with. This is especially true in comedy. A badly framed joke gets you blank expressions if you’re lucky…or gets you cussed out nine ways to Sunday. Standup …

Make Your Writing Funny – The Writing Process

By on December 16th, 2010

It’s been a most triumphant few months doing this column. Over that time, I’ve covered the basics of comedy writing, talked about ways to integrate humor into forms of writing most freelancer writers are wont to do…I’ve even covered comedy inspirations from time to time. This time I’d like to give you an insight into how I write all the funny bits I do. Just like you, I had to develop the skills and my own style of writing over time, so don’t fret if you don’t have it down just yet. It’s all a matter of practice. 1. I …

Make Your Writing Funny – Using (And Not Abusing) Puns

By on December 7th, 2010

Now, it’s often said that puns are the lowest form of comedy. And when you have a friend who is constantly making terrible puns to you like I do, it’s easy to agree. And when you come across forum threads and videos of countless David Caruso one-liners, the case for the pun declines quickly. But a clever pun, used sparingly, can be an awesome joke in its own right. The trick is to slip one in when the reader least expects it. Of course, you need a good pun, too. Most of the puns you’ve heard of switch words with …

Make Your Writing Funny: Creating Humorous Captions for Pictures

By on November 18th, 2010

You know, adding the right picture to a blog post makes it look better and helps break up the flow of words into something more pleasing to look at. I’m all for it. But sometimes, don’t you think a photo by itself looks kinda…bland? Or you have an outlandish photo and you just can’t resist commenting on it? That’s when you should consider adding a funny caption. What’s great about gving a photo a funny caption is that you only have to write the punchline – what’s happening in the photo itself is the setup! Just write the caption punchline …