Category Archives: Web Writing

Make Your Writing Funny: 4 Tricks To Successfully Write Funny Anecdotes

By on November 11th, 2010

This week, the A-List Blogging Bootcamp began their six-week camp on writing like an A-List Blogger. The first week is free, and it details how to use personal stories to enhance your blog and make your posts more interesting. But sometimes retelling personal stories can be tricky. Have you ever been involved in a scenario that was so hilarious that you had to tell everyone? And then when you retold it, nobody laughed? And your story ended “you had to have been there”? I know I have. Because an anecdote is so personal, the funny part you experienced is lost …

Make Your Writing Funny: Exaggerating Details

By on November 4th, 2010

One of the easiest and funnest ways to joke about something is to exaggerate a detail about it. You’ve been subjected to a “yo momma” joke before, I bet. Maybe fired off a few yourself? We’re basically going to be writing those, except a bit more…refined. And you DON’T have to pick on anyone’s weight if you want to. Fortunately, walking you through this week’s topic will be easier than expected. My sister’s getting married soon, and her fiance is, ah…vertically challenged. So excuse me while I have a little fun at someone else’s expense for the sake of education …

Make Your Writing Funny: How to Develop Improv Skills by Yourself

By on October 28th, 2010

The best kind of jokes are the ones that pop fully formed into your head. Somehow your mind makes that instant connection, that instant relationship between two ideas, and forms a zinger that totally kills. The only problem is that this doesn’t happen often, at least not enough to make it your only comedy writing technique. Still, if you develop the skill of improvisational comedy, it helps immensely when coming up with funny lines. Most articles mention that the best way to hone improv comedy is to find an improv group and work with them. But, as much as I …

Make Your Writing Funny: Using Humor In Ad Copy

By on October 21st, 2010

I actually own The Copywriter’s Handbook, in that disasterous age when I thought I should be a copywriter for a living. (I’ll tell you that story another time, once I’ve figured out how to add more explosions.) The author, Bob Bly, had this to say about creating entertaining advertising: “…the goal of advertising is not to be liked, to entertain, or to win advertising awards; it is to sell products.” I agree with him halfway. On the one hand, Bly is an advertising professional, so when he advises that you write your words to sell as opposed to make a …

Make Your Writing Funny: Writing Humorous Character Reactions

By on October 14th, 2010

In the last article, we talked about creating humorous characters for fiction. Now that we’ve done that, let’s toss them into the pit and actually get ‘em to do funny stuff. Remember that a humorous character is just a normal character that has exaggerated traits or expresses his personality in an exaggerated way. And the reactions DON’T have to be overblown – even very subtle, reserved characters can react in such an unexpected way that it makes you laugh. Because of that, writing a funny story isn’t much different from writing a normal one. All of the action is still …

Make Your Writing Funny: Creating Humorous Fictional Characters

By on October 12th, 2010

Sprinkling some gags into an article is one thing, but add humor to a funny fictional story is a whole new bucket of fish. There are definitely jokes in humorous fiction, but since you’re also trying to create atmosphere, normal one-liners often don’t slide very well into a story. If a joke doesn’t feel like a natural puzzle piece in the whole equation, it’s easy for readers to slap you with the “amateur” label. If one-liners must be subtle to be effective, jokes in humorous fiction need to accomplish this twice as much. The best way to reach that ideal …

Make Your Writing Funny: Adding Humor to Articles, Columns, and Blog Posts

By on September 16th, 2010

Now we can actually slide some humor into your writing. Let’s keep it simple for now – we’ll start by adding some funny bits into articles, columns, blog posts…any kind of straight, informative writing. It’s all about using the right lines at the right times. Strategic application is key, like you’re going to war with your article or something. The optimal rule to follow: once you’ve cracked a joke, MOVE ON. Tossing in a few other lines after you’ve fired one off takes focus off the punchline and risks killing the joke in the water. Usually the best thing to …

Improving Readability and SEO with One Simple Tool

By on September 15th, 2010

The following is a guest post from Maria Rainier, explaining how SEO tools like All Freelance Writing’s free keyword density analyzer (specially developed with writers in mind) can help writers improve the readability of their articles. – There are plenty of SEO tools available on the Web, and most of them are great for giving you a simple keyword density analysis. This is important to any writer who publishes work online, since SEO works best when following keyword density protocol and clients may even request a certain number of keywords per piece of writing. So it helps to have a …

Myth: Web Content Writers Can’t Earn as Much as Business Writers

By on August 19th, 2010

Recently I busted the myth that Web writers don’t get paid as much as print writers. Today let’s tackle another one — the issue of freelance writing rates between Web content writers and business writers (like me) who happen to focus on writing for the Web. Often when I or other business writers talk about earning more money as a freelance writer, people comment with things like: “But you’re a business writer, so of course you earn more. I want to be a Web content writer, or blogger, or ‘article writer,’ or whatever.” Yeah? What’s your point? Here’s the thing. …

My Web Writer’s Guide E-book is Temporarily Unavailable

By on August 18th, 2010

I just received an email about the Web Writer’s Guide e-book, and I wanted to update everyone. If you wanted to order a copy, please hold off. WebWritersGuide.com is on my list of sites that still has to be moved to the new server, so it isn’t working at the moment. Between now and the end of the day Friday I hope to have all of my sites fully moved. I’ll update you when it’s functioning properly again. If you come across issues with freebie downloads that might have been lost in the move, please let me know and I’ll …