Thanks–FOR GIVING!

Don't you just love Thanksgiving-related puns? I certainly do. I think that one of the best things you can do when you write is create a bunch of tired analogues to seasonal holiday traditions and discuss them ad nauseum! So not to be a turkey but this post is going...

How to Write for the Elderly

I've noticed that we have covered a lot of topics here on AFW, but I'm shocked–STUNNED, really–to find that Jenn and crew hate old people. At least, you'd think that they hate old people considering they never talk about them. I have been reading up on how to be a...

How to Become a Spam Commenter

A million years ago–and I swear that this is true–when I first started freelancing, I was a spam commenter. I actually had to come up with stupid things to say on every last little thing that someone posted, and I had to reach a certain quota or else I didn't get...

Adventures Without Internet

As you may or may not have noticed, being the most popular and in-demand article-dude-guy here on AFW, I always update my posts on Wednesdays. There was more than likely a furor and an uproar when I didn't post this week. I didn't hear about it because my damn...

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